This article on a priest beating up on some robbers is being blogged by pretty much everybody.
But has nobody else noticed that the priest's name is MATT FOLEY?!
"Now, I know you fellas think you're going to come in here and lay out your tools and try to crack open the collection box. You're just gonna grab the money and run off. Well, I'm here to tell you that your efforts are going to amount to JACK SQUAT!
Let me tell ya what's going to happen. I'm going to fight you, beat you down, and file charges against you. When you get out of prison, you'll be living in a VAN down by the RIVER!"
