Fr. Sibley tries to use Thomistic logic to prove donuts are the perfect food. I wonder if this can be applied to another round food, Pizza.
1. Pizza is round The circular shape reminds us of the infinite nature of God.
2. Pizza is often cut into 12 pieces The twelve pieces remind us of the 12 apostles.
3.There are three vital layers to a pizza. Dough, sauce and cheese together remind us of the Holy Trinity.
4. Pizza has endless topping possibilities The endless topping possibilities of the many ways we can serve God through our charisms.
Thanks for stealing my ideas and not giving me credit, bi-otch!!
*sobs*
Whatever! All your ideas are dumb, so nyah! :-p